All the dish on Kimye’s engagement, who’s cheating now, who’s wedding is on the rocks and who’s getting engaged? Jenna Shevel dishes the dirt…
Well amidst the dramaz, rumours and heartache of the Kardashian clan’s recent love woes comes a fairy tale- a modern day douchebag puts a ring on his recently divorced babymamma and makes Kris Jenner super happy to have finally cemented her cash cow aka Kim with true music royalty (he thinks he’s royal!) and a true celeb!
Unless you have been living under like a rock, you’ll know that Kanye West popped the question to Kim- on her 33rd birthday! And it was uber over the top in true Kardashian/ Kanye style!
Here all the details for those who don’t know! So on Monday night- Kim’s bday- Kanye made sure to invite all of Kim’s friends and family to AT&T Stadium in San Francisco! Anyhoo this is how it went down: “As West and Kardashian arrived via chauffeured car, ‘all of the lights were off at the stadium,’ a source dished. Blindfolded, Kim emerged with West at her side. ‘It was completely dark. Kim had no idea that any of her friends and family were there.’ Orchestral music began, the sign was alit with ‘Pleassssse will you marry me?’. West ‘got down on one knee and the lights came on. It was perfectly choreographed. It was incredible!’ After the lights went up, her friends and family (many of them in tears) emerged from the dugout, running onto the field to give their congrats! Swoon!
It is pretty romantical! Go Kanye! I have to say its super amaze- even though I think he’s a chop! Anyhoo, the ring is totes fab- although not as big as the one she got from Kris Humphries! The engagement ring is 15 carats, designed by Lorraine Schwartz. Fun fact: Kim’s last engagement ring (the Kris one) was also by Schwartz but bigger! Awkies!
Kim revealed that she is so happy and the luckiest gal in the world to be marrying her best friend! This is the 3rd trip down the aisle for Kim and the first for Kanye! Here’s hoping she beats her 72 day marriage record! The pair are apparently looking to get hitched soon- within weeks!
Shame Beyoncé must be bummed, now she is stuck with Kim forevs (unless her and Kanye split!) since Kanye and Jay Z are besties.
Watch out world, Kim West is coming your way!
And it begins…
I am totally unimpressed! So a few weeks back I dished how Robert Pattinson had finally ditched that mis Kristen Stewart and was razzling about with Dylan Penn! Well sadly it seems old habits die hard. Dammit. Last night R-Patz was spotted out at the Viper Room looking super happy with none that K-Stew! Omg- this is so not fabulous. I mean hello she cheated, broke his heart- it’s overs. Time to move on Rob, let’s not go down this traumatic road again.
Loose Linds
Haven’t heard much about loose cannon Lindsay Lohan since she was released from rehab a 3 months ago! For a moment I thought she could actually be like behaving and changing her ways- but alas that shiz ain’t happening. Linds has fired her sober coach and has been seen getting her drink on! Oh no Linds, even Oprah is rooting for you. Don’t fall off the wagon this time!
Ring it
Brace yourselves for another engagement people! Katy Perry is about to be proposed to by douche-bag-du-jour John Mayer! The lovebirds have been together for over a year (with a teeny weeny break in between, but whatevs) and sources are saying John is ready to put a ring on it! A source close to the singer dished “Everyone knows it’s just a question of when John will propose- it’s weeks away.” Yayyyy!!! Mr. Mayer’s brother must be rubbing off on him! His big bro Carl just got married earlier this month and of course, he took Katy as his date! Ovbs!
So over it
OMG, I am like totes over Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s wedding dramaz! Just get married already. After close on a year of being engaged, the pair still haven’t tied the knot- he wants a big wedding, she wants small, she wants to be in La La Land, he wants to be in NYC! Drama-rama. With all this hoopla already, will the pair even make it? Seriously, there are lots of rumours of their romance being on the skids! Seriously, sort it out!
Cheating tales…
This is an interesting piece of gos… seems that Johnny Depp ain’t changing his cheating spots! He cheated on his babymamma Vanessa Paradis with his bisexual co-star Amber Heard and it seems he’s at it again. Typical! Word on the street is that Johnny has been hooking up in secret with none other that wacko songstress Lady Gaga!
Shut up! Yip, that shiz is kray! The pair met at some shindig and are rumoured to have hit it off and met up in secret a few times. Wowzers. Johnny is said to be totes attracted to Gags artistic genius and well she is attracted because um hello he’s Johnny! Mmmm!
Wedding belle…
Kelly Clarkson is a married woman! Kelly has finally tied the knot with her fiance Brandon Blackstock. The “Catch My Breath” singer said “I do” in Tennessee on Sunday! “I’m officially Mrs. Blackstock,” Clarkson, 31, tweeted Monday with three gorgeous photos from the wedding. “We got married yesterday at Blackberry Farms in TN, the most beautiful place ever!” The blushing bride wore a Temperly London wedding gown for her special day. She shared one sweet photo of her groom giving her a kiss on the cheek while standing on a bridge. In another shot, the newlyweds share a passionate kiss while posing in a stunning field. “Thnx Temperley 4 my beautiful dress!” Clarkson also captioned a third photo of her gown. “And thank you to my friend @JimVerraros & Maria Elena 4 the beautiful headpiece! Bless. Congrats to the happy pair!
Don’t be fooled
Jenny from the Block is done! Yip, it’s overs with her toyboy rebound Casper Smart! About time! “She threw him out,” dished a pal. “She didn’t get her way about something and blamed him. She wouldn’t let him take any of his belongings, saying ‘You came with nothing, you will leave with nothing.’” Wow- harsh! “She knew from the beginning that it wasn’t going to be forever… he was a good distraction after Marc, and she felt young and vibrant while dating him, but she didn’t intend for it to last.” Ahem REBOUND! The couple also suffered from major trust issues after Casper went to an adult peepshow known as a cruising spot for gay men in NYC in August 2012! Oy. “Everything became worse after his gay scandal… she wanted to know what he was doing at all times, unfortunately, “Casper had gotten used to the glamour that she afforded him… he became arrogant, so she reminded him that he was nobody before he met her.” I am sure she did, chick ain’t exactly ‘chill’! Wonder who she will date next!
Until next week… Jenna xoxo
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